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Come on down, get yourself a seat next to the pizazzleator, ring the Menkin bells, dance the Mamushka! We're only open 60 minutes each week so come early ... and you'll need our super secret code to get to the fun stuff. Mention "squanch" to Themzigs, our doorkeeper and keymaster, for entry to the Inner Ververtium! Your entry fee includes a viewing of our "Fórn meyjar" [Sacrifice of the Finnish Virgin] and all we can tell you is that it is NOT a painting!Come on down, get yourself a seat next to the pizazzleator, ring the Menkin bells, dance the Mamushka! We're only open 60 minutes each week so come early ... and you'll need our super secret code to get to the fun stuff. Mention "squanch" to Themzigs, our doorkeeper and keymaster, for entry to the Inner Ververtium! Your entry fee includes a viewing of our "Fórn meyjar" [Sacrifice of the Finnish Virgin] and all we can tell you is that it is NOT a painting!