- Chicago Dog$4.00Pickle spear, green relish, mustard, tomato, onion, sport peppers, celery salt (veggie dog also available upon request). No Ketchup
- Coney Dog$4.00all beef chili (lafayette-style), mustard, onion
- Italian Sausage$6.00local Italian sausage, sauteed bell peppers and onions (mustard upon request)
- Bratwurst$6.00local bratwurst, grilled sauerkraut, mustard
- Wing Dog$6.00deep fried green chili chicken sausage, buffalo wing sauce, ranch and / or bleu cheese crumbles, chopped celery
- Deep Dish Dog$7.00Italian sausage baked in a bun w/ mozzarella and Gino's East style marinara
- Italian Beef$7.00classic, Chicago delicacy comprised of thinly sliced roast beef dipped in seasoned au jus and giardiniera (spicy pickled veggies) on an Italian hard roll. Get it Dry, Wet (au jus ladled on), or Dipped (whole sandwich into the au jus dummy)
- Fries$3.00
- Onion Rings$4.00
- Nachos$5.00Homemade tortilla chips, coney sauce, nacho cheese, chopped sport peppers, tomatoes, and onions
- Veggie Basket$5.00Fried pickle and onion rings, red pepper jam
- Brunch Things we Made For You. Served untill 4pm
- Eggs Bene-Dog$7.00The egg benedict King-Size Homer would have eaten. Cumberland banger over bacon jam topped with a poached egg and hollandaise
- Chicken and Waffles-Ish$7.00Buttermilk fried chicken sausage served on waffle-ish pancake topped with bacon and Crystal hot-sauce-maple-mayonnaise
- Waffles-Ish$5.00Two waffle-ish pancakes with maple syrup
- American Mcbreakfast-Dog$6.00Hash browns, cheddar cheese, cumberland banger (or bacon), McEgg rectangle served on a toasted bun. Not available before Noon
- Fleetwood$7.00Hash browns, sauteed onion, tomatoes, broccoli and mushrooms topped with feta and a poached egg served on a toasted bun
- Fleetwood Omelette$6.00Green pepper, onion, tomato, broccoli, mushrooms, feta
- Taco's Truck Frittata$5.00Its an egg-mas miracle! Suggested Pairing: Three Penis Wine
- Two Egg Breakfast$6.00Two eggs any style, hash browns, bacon and bun "toast"
- Coney Dog or Chicago Dog$4.00
- Italian Beef$7.00Dry, Wet, or Dipped
- Bun "Toast"$1.00
- Hash Browns$2.00
- Bacon$2.00
- Cumberland Banger$4.00
- Extra Egg$1.00
- French Fries$3.00
- Bloody Mary$7.00
- Mimosa-Ish$3.00
- Irish Coffee$7.00
- Coffee$2.00
- Old Style…ish
- Strohs
- Bell's Two Hearted
- Goose Island 312
- Miller Lite
- Bell's Seasonal
- Rotating Local Tap
- PBR
- Jameson Whiskey
- Old Grand Dad Bourbon
- Old Overholt Rye
- Bacardi Silver
- El Jimador Tequila
- Tito's Vodka
- Leopold's Small Batch Gin
- Jeppson's Malort