- Artichoke Dip$9.50Served with homemade bread
- Home Fries$8.00Pan-fried potatoes topped with Country Gravy
- Eggrolls$8.00Served with soy and sweet & sour sauces
- Chicken Quesadilla$9.00With salsa & sour cream
- Nachos$10.00With beef, olives, beans, corn, onions, jalapenos, green peppers, salsa & sour cream
- Bloody Mary$5.50Served with green olives and pickled dilly beans
- Margarita$5.50Cuervo and homemade margarita mix - served on-the-rocks and topped with a shot of Sprite
- Long Island$8.75Gin, vodka, rum and tequila - topped with a shot of cola and a lemon wedge
- White Russian$7.25Absolut vodka and Kahlua, topped with cream
- Comicazi$6.50Absolut, lime and triple-sec
- Cosmo$6.00Absolut, lime and cranberry juices
- Tequila Sunrise$5.00Sauza tequila, orange juice and grenadine
- Caribbean$5.00Malibu coconut rum and pineapple juice, topped with a cherry
- Sex on the Beach$5.50Vodka, Peach schnapps, pineapple and cranberry juices
- Midori Sour$6.50Midori melon liqueur, vodka, lime juice, sweet-and-sour and a splash of Sprite
- Whiskey Sour$5.00Jack Daniels and sweet-and-sour topped with a cherry and a lemon wedge
- Sea Breeze$5.00Vodka, grapefruit and cranberry juices
- Bay Breeze$5.00Vodka, pineapple and cranberry juices
- Vodka Spritzer$5.50Absolut, club soda and a splash of lime
- Collins$4.75Tanqueray, club soda and a splash of sweet-and-sour
- Brain Hemorrhage$3.50Peach schnapps, Irish cream and grenadine
- B-52$3.50Kahlua, Irish cream and triple-sec
- Spider Bite$8.25A shot of Tarantula tequila dropped into a glass of Red Bull
- Jager Bomb$7.50A shot of Jagermeister dropped into a glass of Red Bull
- Red Leprechaun$3.25Raspberry liqueur and Irish cream
- Buttery Nipple$3.25Butterscotch liqueur and Irish cream
- Duck Fart$3.50Kahlua, Buttershots and Irish cream
- The Matrix$3.50Jagermeister and root beer liqueur, shaken cold. Tastes just like a root beer float
- Cheese Pizza12-Inch Thick Crust: $9.5015-Inch Thick Crust: $14.75Homemade pizza sauce with a blend of cheeses and Italian herbs
- Pepperoni Pizza12-Inch Thick Crust: $10.5015-Inch Thick Crust: $16.50
- The Hawaiian Cowboy12-Inch Thick Crust: $11.2515-Inch Thick Crust: $18.00Smoked ham, bacon bits and pineapple
- Garlic Chicken12-Inch Thick Crust: $14.0015-Inch Thick Crust: $21.50Garlic white sauce, cheese, chicken, bacon, tomatoes, olives, mushrooms & onions
- Barbecue Chicken12-Inch Thick Crust: $12.0015-Inch Thick Crust: $18.75Barbecue sauce, chicken, tomatoes, onions, olives and peppers
- Meat Lovers12-Inch Thick Crust: $13.2515-Inch Thick Crust: $20.00Garlic butter-infused crust, pepperoni, bacon, ham, peppers, mushrooms, olives & onions
- Veggie Lovers12-Inch Thick Crust (Small): $10.5015-Inch Thick Crust: $16.50Cheese, peppers, onions, tomatoes, mushrooms, olives and Parmesan cheese
- Topping A12-Inch: $0.7515-Inch: $1.50onions, tomatoes, peppers, mushrooms, black olives, jalapenos, pineapple
- Topping B12-Inch: $1.7515-Inch: $2.25pepperoni, smoked ham, extra cheese
- Topping C12-Inch: $2.5015-Inch: $3.25chicken, bacon
- All sandwiches come on homemade bread, with choice of side $11
- Turkey Club
- Painted Hills Reuben
- French Dip
- Apple-Ham, Bacon & Cheddar
- Chef's SaladFull: $11.00Half: $8.75Fresh romaine lettuce, smoked ham, chicken, Jack cheese, hard-boiled egg, black olives, mixed veggies and homemade croutons
- Big Green SaladFull: $9.00Half: $6.50Plentiful garden salad with mixed vegetables, black olives, Parmesan cheese & homemade croutons
- Chicken CaesarFull: $10.50Half: $8.25Fresh romaine lettuce and chicken with Parmesan and homemade croutons
- Southwestern Chicken SaladFull: $10.75Half: $8.50Topped with black beans, fried-corn, peppers, tomatoes, olives and Jack cheese. Comes with our original Catalina-Ranch dressing
- Taco SaladFull: $11.75Half: $9.50Seasoned beef, tortilla chips, beans, fried-corn, olives, peppers, tomatoes, jack cheese, sour cream tossed in Catalina dressing
- Peanut Butter Pie
- Carrot Cake