UPDATE!!!!!8-22-13

The burrito bandit strikes again. First of all, I can't believe that nobody has seen him

do this. I was doing some squats and I felt a little stomach pain. I went to the restroom to unload my burrito from the day before. I actually took my bag full of burritos to the bathroom with me. And in the middle of my mega dump I see a hand reaching under the bathroom door and someone drug my bag of burritos under the door. Then the sound that came from Cody eating my burritos was that of a rabid pack of wolves. I can't take my burritos in anymore. Someone please help me.



Update 8/28

The Gordita Gremlin is on the loose in the Geneseo Community Center.



After finally talking to the manager at the community center about the burrito bandit (Personal Trainer Cody). I was working out with my bag a burritos with no problem. i would watch Cody as I benched, curled, and took healthy dumps with no problem. Then I read about how some body builders in Canada were getting better results while eating Gorditas. So, I brought a full bag full of gorditas to the gym...BIG MISTAKE. Cody could smell them the second I came into the gym. He ran and locked himself in his office. After about 15 minutes of growling and throwing stuff around in his office. Cody broke down the door and ran at me completely naked and covered in sweat. He jumped off the ab machine a donkey kicked me right into the squat rack. He then said bright light, bright light and took all my Gorditas and ran out to the trees in front. He climbed them and then ate everyone of my beautiful Gorditas. 15 minutes later he was in the gym like nothing happened. SOMETHING HAS TO BE DONE!!!!!



Update 10/2/13

Cookie Monster has a brother and his name is the burrito bandit.

I actually quit going to the community center because quite frankly I couldn't afford to pay for Cody's burrito addiction. I made the worst mistake of my life. I built a home gym at my new house in cambridge. I was just done with an amazing workout and I decided to eat my last burrito in my new hot tub. I was relaxing eating a burrito and I'm kind of getting tired and then I see a hand reaching up from under the water. And then my burrito was taken off my plate. The water turned brown and red. I thought that maybe I had been assaulted. I then looked in the water and Cody is eating my burrito under water like a piranha eating a fish to death. He then jumped out of the water with his face covered in burrito and then ran out into the woods and yelled, I believe in magic. My wife later on said the she saw Cody stealing our newspaper and taking a smelly burrito dump on my deck. I WILL NEVER BE RID OF CODY AS LONG AS I HAVE THIS BURRITO ADDICTION.

This has to be the funniest post that I have ever seen in my entire life!! I hope that Cody stays away from my Burritos while I'm work out. HAHAHAHAHAHA



Loved it!